Jab bhi mujhe lagta he ki mujhe pyaar ho raha he . . . . …Tab..Main jakar 3-4 episode crime petrol ke dekhleta hu apnd aap dimag thikane par aa jata he

1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi
1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai
Vapas Ata Hai Or
Uss Ladki Se Puchta Hai
Pehchana Kya ???
Ladki :”Nahi Toh
Ladka :”Kya Yaar,
Abhi To Samne Se Gya Tha…

Mindblowing Flirt: Boy: ‘
Hey Do You Like Water?
Girl: ‘Yeah…’ Boy: ‘Good,
Then You Already Like 70% Of Me.’ 😛 😉

Ghar Me Diya Jaleto
Diwali Mat Samjo
Ghar Me Diya Jale To
Diwali Mat Samjo
Me Tere Piche Pada To
Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

Yaha Khuda Waha Khuda Hamare Charo Taraf Khuda Aur Jaha Nahe Khuda Waha Kal Khudenge Ek Like To Banti Hai Dosto 9170560139 Rajan Kumar Raj

Thought of the day:-
apne jivan me ek sachha dost hmesha apne pas rkho.!
.
.
Taki
.
.
.
Jis din aapke ghar
kunaru
karela
bhindi
ki sabzi bne to
aap uske ghar ja kar khana kha sake. . !

Bhool gye? Ya bhulana chahte ho??
Door kar diya? Ya jana chahte ho??
Msg to kar diya karo,
hath toot gye? Ya todwana chahte ho??

अमेरिकन : हमारे देश में सब लोग
राईट साइड से गाड़ी चलाते हैं.
तुम्हारे देश में क्या सिस्टम है ?
Indian : ऐसा कुछ fix नहीं है, मतलब सामने
वाला कौन सी साइड से आ रिया हैं
उस हिसाब से ऐडजस्ट कर लेते हैं

Tere Gam Me Tadap Kar Mar
Jayenge,

Mar Gaye To Naam Tera Le Jayenge,

Rishwat Deke Tujhe Bhi Bulayenge,
Tum Upar Aaoge To Sath
Bethkar Kurkure Khayenge.

Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya
Mujhe Ullu,

Arz Kiya Hai.

Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya
Mujhe Ullu,

Na Tu Mile Na Tera Pyar Mila,
Mila To Bas “Babaji Ka Thullu”