Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

Ek Aadmi Ram Mandir Gaya
Rone Laga He Bhagwan!
Meri Biwi Kho Gayi
Ram Bole: Bajuwale
Hanuman Mandir Me Ja
Meri Bhi Usine
Dhoond Di Thi.

Teacher (Pappu): Copy chhupa lo peechhe waala dekh raha hai.
Pappu: dekhane do, sar – main akela class me fail nahin hona chahta.

Why There Are Different Types
Of Blood Groups.?
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Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavours…!

Preeto to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can’t understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Preeto: My londa gironda from Hero Honda.

Akbar:”Senapati Batao Ki hum
Shatru Ko Kyu Nahi Dhund Parahe Hain.. ??
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Senapati:”Kyu ki Maharaj Hum MughaL Hain GoogLe Nahi…

Bruce Lee’s favr8s:
Vgtabl=Mu-Lee
Brkfst=Id-Lee
Fstivl=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Quwa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animl=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
WY?
BCz its kha-Lee

Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was
born?
Mom-no i didn’t
kid-den after i was born how
did u know its me?
Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!

Teacher ne Pappu se puchha, “beta, tumhari umr kya hai?”
Pappu: Jee, ghar mein 14; school mein 13; train mein 9; whatapps par 17; aur Facebook par 19 saal ka hoon.

Pappu: yaar kal papa ne bahut pitai ki!
banty: kyon?
papu: kuchh nahin, maine bas itana puchha tha ki kamine Film dekhane chalen!